Hot & Fresh: Jurassic World: Rebirth

We're getting hot and fresh again, this time we're back to where the podcast started, and we've written songs about Jurassic World: Rebirth. SPOILERS AHEAD!

Two new songs: "One More Island" and "Eat the Rich" 

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Transcript

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Hello, hello and welcome to the Royds Revue Podcast. I'm Rob. And we are back. And we're getting hot and fresh and eaten by dinosaurs because we're talking Jurassic World Rebirth. Andy, you're looking pretty good. You look good. Thicc baby boy. How you doing? Yeah, that makes sense. I made everyone uncomfortable. The listeners are uncomfortable. I can see them dropping off in real time. Incredible. Yeah. Let's see. Incredible edible egg right there. No. We did our first. Our first ever hot and fresh was Jurassic World Dominion, which I actually went back and rewatched before going and seeing this bed. I watched it at work. I watched the extended version two hours and 40 minutes of, I believe the Italians call it a garbage yo. Yeah, that's the extended version. The theatrical cut is two hours. 16 oh, two hours 26 I'm sorry. I couldn't tell you if I'm being totally honest. That's the last thing that movie needed. Yes. And it's objectively great. Yeah, I agree. I think that was very well said. You're welcome. Andy. Jurassic world is a totally watchable movie. The first one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes, absolutely. It does follow suit. That's a great way to put it. My theater experience was interesting. It was a good amount of people in there, a large amount of children. I went on Wednesday night, I went to the 6 p.m. showing, and I was surprised at the amount of children that were there. I actually got a big laugh because while we were waiting on line for popcorn, there was a mother and her son walking in. The kid was maybe about 5 or 6 years old, and there was a big Lilo and Stitch cut out and the kid goes, we're going to see stitch. And the mom's like, no, we're going to see Jurassic Park. And I'm like, that kid's going to cry. If he thinks he's going to see Lilo and Stitch and he's going to see Jurassic Park, he's in for a rude awakening. At 5 or 6, maybe, maybe, maybe. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There was a group. There was a number of kids who were a little too young for this movie in their. No, in fact. There was one scene where I thought to myself, were they cutting down the violence, or is it a budget thing? Well, we'll talk about it. That is true. Now, did you go alone, loser! Got him. Oh, no. Andy! I'm sorry. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. One more island to explore. I don't want my dinosaur. Whatever for public health. But please let them go. Extinct. One more island to explore. We get so quiet. This noise is so fun. Big boys play some more. Let's let them go. Extinct. These are. And dinosaurs of France to God. These things are so different. Except when they're not. Really? Me? You. Be. With me. Horrible idea to interrupt. One more time. I wanna fuck you. Yeah. This father was not the first one for helping me think. One more island. One more jump. Mercenaries. One day, Bob, you get eaten with us up. What if they go extinct? These are in dinosaurs of France. To God. These things are so different. Except when they're not. One more island to explore. So who, I guess was a sub. I'm watching the gnomes and I'm bored. Arctic blast. Stinks. And. That was my song called One More Island. Thanks. Yeah. I think this movie stinks. Well, let's. Yeah. So. Yeah, I was at the public site of dinosaurs. I'm going to be honest. I'm kind of tired of these movies. I'm just being. I'm being honest. Yeah. The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. Thomas? Then who? Oh, will be eaten by a dinosaur. Oh, my word. Dilophosaurus. There were lot. There was a Dilophosaurus in this movie. No, it was eaten. The dead something. Yeah. Regardless. Andy, tell us about your song. Eat. Richie Rich. That's. That's typically what songwriting is. Andy. I'm. I'm jesting. Well, okay. Yeah. I don't need a b-plot. Yeah. 15 people show up on an island of unspeakable horrors and dinosaurs. Imagine how. Many of them make it. Out. Well, you'd be surprised that it is 12. Wouldn't you. Be like. Well. That wasn't really that bad. Almost all of us made it out without a scratch. What I didn't like was the. Message that we should feed Big Pharma to a mutant dinosaur. Eat the rich. Literally. That's pretty good. It's a little. On the nose, but it's pretty good. Should we keep it for us and make a billion? We give it to all and save millions. We keep it for us to make a billion. Should we give it to all? Let's say we will keep on making. The their films the whole world. See. And we keep on making these their films the whole world. See. What I did like, what's the message that we should see? Big Pharma to a dinosaur. And the rich one who will be. Let's put him one proposal that he. Like I said, I. Like and I. Like I, I see. I thought that was really cool. That solo was rock and roll. Yeah. Skateboards. Ooh! That is a pretty cool story. Nice. Yeah. About that. I can't see no, because I've never heard anybody say nice things about Fallen Kingdom or dominion. Those are the. I guess that. Yes, but I don't think they're going to age. Well, like, I don't think there's going to be people who get older and they go, oh, I really like that movie, actually. I liked, I liked hook when I was a kid. Now, I think that's one of those boring movies I've ever seen in my life. It's so boring. But no, I mean. I don't know, but I guess. It's just a good scene and a long, boring movie. Yeah. Lookie, lookie, I've got hooky. This it is. I did like the popcorn bucket. It was a big velociraptor head. And there are no velociraptors in this movie. Not a single raptor. Yeah, and it was hurting from it. Could. Yeah. Oh, no. Andy. You blood spurting out. Good for you, man. I want to watch it. I don't know if I want to go keep spending money in the theaters to see these. Yeah, I know, but I'm hoping we can start doing better movies around this time of year instead of covering these fucking Jurassic World schlock fests. Because, like, this podcast could not have been very fun to listen to as we sat there just shitting on this movie for an hour. That's fair. That's true. Yeah, we have another hot and fresh next week. Hopefully that one's better. 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